I had the craziest cab experience last night at like 3 a.m. The driver was an old Haitian man and when we got in he said, "Where have you been? Do you know how long I have been waiting for you?"
Mind you- just before we got in the cab I was saying how much I hated taking cabs because their driving always makes me fear for my life.
So then he made us fill out lotto tickets.
Then I realized his meter wasn't on.
My sister asked where he was from and how long he had been here in which he replied Haiti and since the 60's. Then my sister asked him if he felt that New York was more his home than Haiti, and he said, "Yes because my gold digger lives here." So then he rambled on about his gold digger and her 35 lb breast which keep his head warm and how she doesn't give him diseases.
That's New York for you I guess.
2 comments:
hahahahaha. Oh, New York.
Great work.
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